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| Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 | | 2:20 pm |
I had a couple questions I have never had intelligently answered. 1) How does gay marriage directly effect me in any negative way? 2) How does embryonic stem cell research directly effect me in any negative way? It seems that many people have a problem with those two things, but, the question remains, how are they bad? gay marriage would result in more monogomous gay couples, which would decrease the spread of STD's and create family units which could provide for foster and adopted children. Embryonic stem cell research would result in the use of material that would otherwise be discarded. Soldiers returning from over seas who have spinal chord injuries could be restored to their full capacity. Degenerative nerve damage would be a thing of the past. With these possible benefits I need a counter argument to them that has more substance than the "because it is just wrong" argument. | | Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 | | 1:28 pm |
| | Friday, January 20th, 2006 | | 9:45 am |
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. Thank you Marci | | Saturday, January 14th, 2006 | | 12:26 am |
Revised statistics, 38% of all Americans believe the Bible to be literal fact. That works out to about 45% of American christians, give or take 5%. So, though less than I thought, it is not like a minority in the faith that nobody pays attention to. Ok J3(I tried to just reply to your comment but something is going wrong with that) This ends well, so please read the entirety #1 Saul was a dick... no pun intended. lol! #2 "You have been quite the hipocrit on occasion." Is not the same as calling you a hipocritical person #3 I do not want to get married by any kind of preacher or minister. I have no intention of swearing to god that I am comiting to Laura, I will swear it to Laura. If we are forced to settle for a minister for whatever reason, I don't want any religous text read during the ceremony. Again, I don't want to marry Laura in order to apease god. I love her, and I want to spend my life with her. Swearing something to my family has infinately more meaning to me than swearing to god. #4 Scientists have calculated several times how high the sea would rise if the icecaps melted. Though devestating, it would be far from a global flood. I would have to drive up the hill about halfway to monkey's place in camas, but you would be fine at your house. If you have faith in that story then you believe it no mater what. But stop trying to justify faith in the natural world. Do you need physical evidence in order to uphold your faith? #5 Final word to J3 on this topic. You are not the retards I have been talking about. You have your problems like anyone else but you are impressivly far in spiritual awareness for your age. The people I call the retarded ones are like that cowboy hat wearing republican we argued with before the 2004 elections at clark. Those who put gay marriage as the most terrible threat to America. The kind of people who say evolution does not nor has it ever existed, but get a vaxination against new flu strains every year. I believe in the buhdist teaching that one must reject all teachings inorder to achieve enlightenment. That their is no one true path, only many roads towards the same end. We obviously have an issue, but ultimatly I would still back you up in a fight. It might seem quaint, but that is how I measure wheather or not I am still cool with someone. I thought for about two seconds and realised if someone was starting shit with you, I would still have your back. | | Friday, January 13th, 2006 | | 12:56 am |
Woooo that got a lot of responces. First, duh I am not the only one who grew up without god shoved in my face. I have a wierd general opinion of people who chose to become religous. My basic hypothesis is that they started asking themselves what happens after death and other questions, did not have the nerve to accept nonexistance, and became christian because it has simple(much too simple) explanations for those naging questions. It might make them feel nice and cuddly believing that the government is doing well on national security. The facts are likly counter to what they believe but they feel good. Second, I have read the Bible. I formed my own opinion on it based on my interpretation of what is in the pages. I do remember god asking for the foreskins of an attacking army, I just could not remember the passage or the specific number and I never understood why god was asking for them. Third, J3 when I specifically write "Next parts not really aimed at J3" that means the next parts are not aimed at J3. You specifically are ok. You may fall into that easy answer category, that is something you should meditate on about yourself. You have been quite the hipocrit on occasion. I don't want to post what you said on the internet as it is a bit embarrasing for you and I know your girlfriend reads these posts. Granted if you watch someone long enough you will see them as a hipocrit, but you took 5 minutes. Oh, you do seam to believe in the Noah's Ark and the global flood based on some boat parts on a mountain, even if the boat was the size of the mountain, it could not hold every species of everything on earth. Beyond that, there is not enough water on earth to make a global flood, there would be global destruction which would still be visable, and the less than a dozen people on board would mean we are all retarded. Forth, most of us live in the vancouver area, were christians are less crazy than other parts of the country. I say things like most christians believe the bible is to be taken literally, because most do. 61 percent believe the story of the creation of the Earth in seven days as told in the book of Genesis is literally true. 60 percent believe in the story of Noah's ark, the global flood, and God's covenant to never destroy the Earth again. 64 percent believe that Moses really did part the Red Sea so the Jews could escape their Egyptian captors. Anything above 50% is most. Oh those are of all Americans not just christian Americans. So I don't want any of you to say that most cristians don't take the bible literaly. Go ahead and believe in life after death if you want, it's not like you will be able to complain when you are disapointed, you won't exist. If the christians are right I guess I am going to hell, witch is fine, I cant stand more than 20 minutes with most of the evangelicals in this country, let alone an eternity with everyone of them ever created. For statistics http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/package.jsp?name=fte/holybible/holybible&floc=wn-nt | | Thursday, January 12th, 2006 | | 1:31 am |
Responce to J3 and more
Like I said, It's not like you can deny that god has asked for a lot of foreskins in the Bible, if you have a problem with foreskin sacrifice then don't read certain passages of the Bible. Oh and Christianity can use all the bashing anyone can provide right now seeing as Christian people control everything in America except 20 Muslims and 5 Buddhists. Every branch of government, all the most powerful action comities, every major network....... The funny thing was bashing the religion was not my intention in this instance. I genuinely wanted to know both the historical and biblical explanations for why foreskins and the literal number of sacrifices generally accepted by most translations. Granted if that number exceeds 20,000 I would make some kind of joke, but only to keep from crying. Next parts not really aimed at J3 Most of you do know me as critical of the majority of Christians in this country. I have never before truly revealed why. The real reason is that I am pissed off. When you were growing up you didn't have to deal with thinking about the questions of the universe. You were told that there is a God and don't worry when people die them go to heaven to be with God who loves everyone. I never got that you spoiled assholes. I had to THINK about nonexistence. Do you have any clue how fucked up it can make someone to have to come to terms with the inevitability of death and the near certainty of no existence afterwards at the age of 9? And then you say shit like god does not send you to hell you send yourself, well I call bullshit. If you exist after death then you are conscious and capable of learning and therefore can be redeemed for past sins. You can't have it both ways, you either exist and can still develop or you don't exist. You don't understand how extatic I would be with hell. Existence of any kind will be welcomed with open arms. You prefer to say it's god to any question about existence rather than question what is actually going on. It reminds me of people hearing a creak in their house every day about the same time and deciding that it's a spirit humping your walls, but it's not jackass, it's the fact that wood contracts in the cold. You say evolution is impossible because everything is to complicated to not have been made by a divine being, well I have news for you cavemen looked at fruit trees and said that it was way too complicated for anything but nature to keep a plant going, nobody could ever understand how it works and how to make it grow other places. Only god is powerful enough to gather enough electricity for a lightning bolt. Nobody can fly, because if god wanted us to fly he would have given us wings. Nobody can break the sound barrier.... Every time you cant understand something it is automatically impossible for anyone but god. Ultimately it is your lack of curiosity in the natural world and even in your own religion as well as your inability to look at yourselves and realize you only believe those things because it was pounded into you your entire life. If you would have had a chance to grow up outside of the religion, the things said in it would sound retarded or you would at least try to put any decree by god into historical context to explain it as culture of the times not divine mandate. Current Mood:  irritated | | Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 | | 2:46 pm |
Still foreskin
Well germboy answered the question of why the obsession with foreskin in the Bible, but I would still like a number of occurances and a rate of how many per request/demand. If you are a christian and offended by my asking this question I would like to know why you are offended. It's not like you can deny that god has asked for a lot of foreskins in the Bible. | | Saturday, January 7th, 2006 | | 9:42 am |
I have a two part question for anyone who knows the Bible. First, how many foreskins has god asked for in the Bible? I would like a total number and possably over how many times of asking for them. Second, why is god alway asking for foreskins? It seems like a wierd fetish/obsession Current Mood:  sleepy | | Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 | | 12:40 am |
School starts today
School starts today. I found out I need to read like 30 childrens novels for one class. On Mondays I need to be at a middle school from 7:15-2:45 for my internship. This summer Monkey and I turn 21. My brother wants to get us smashed, Monkey wants to get his concealed weapons licence I am just hoping both don't happen at once. I found out this weekend that you have to be 21 to trade in used video games. I don't know why you can go buy porn at 18, go to war at 18, be sentenced to death for crimes commited at 14 but not trade in games until you are 21. I am thinking gamestop might have had alternate motives because this is the first I have heard of that and it is such a retarded law. Not to mention I was at EB minutes earlier and they said nothing. Hmmmm. If any of you know something relevant let me know. There will be a shit storm if it turns out you need to be 21 for them to take your information or something like that. | | Monday, January 2nd, 2006 | | 2:34 am |
Monkey found a very obvious way to "defeat" those crazy unkillable monsters I created. He used diplomacy. The creatures end up with an Int of 2, Cha of 4 and they only have 5 HD. He simply convinced them that he was their leader and had them attack our enemys. It shows gamers that if you can't beat 'em trick them into joining you. | | Wednesday, December 28th, 2005 | | 1:17 am |
Damn! I have a picture of my brother's mohawk I would like to post but I am not computer savy enough to post it. Wait..... Let me try something. Grrrr. Paying subscribers only. ![]() I wonder if that worked. | | Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 | | 12:16 am |
| You Are French Food | 
Snobby yet ubiquitous.
People act like they understand you more than they actually do. |
They were almost right, french canadian would be more accurate | | Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 | | 2:09 am |
I just saw the president defend the wire taps. That was the most retarded and angering speach I have ever heard. He says he has special privliges because we are in a time of war. That is not true. A commander-in-chief in a time of war only has sweeping control over the military branches. He defends what he is doing saying that there is no time to get a court order. To get the warrent he would have to call one of the 14 judges on a special commity all of witch are on call 24 hours a day, present a not-retarded argument for the wire tap and then he is good to go. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! How many crazy pills did I take? I give the president five more weeks until he brings up gay marriage again to try to get his numbers up. He had better god damn be in the low thirties at most when his new numbers come out. My family spent 5 hours escorting Laura home to SE portland on sunday. It wasn't that bad. We got her home safe. I just wished I had eaten something before we left my house. The game I am running will only last for one or two more games. The culminating event to the champain and the level the charectors from 22nd level to 35th to see how much shit you can make hit the wall. To the GM's out their get MM2 and the MM. Make a legendary troll with fire subtype and acid immunity. Then give it the halfgolem template (clay). You now have a CR 9 invincibel creature. Only takes normal damage from fire and acid(Troll) but is immune to fire and acid (legendary) and is immune to all spells but a few which only move it, slow it, and damage it a little. There you have it the CR 9 unkillable creature. Technically half golem is not supposed to be able to be put on an outsider(monster of legend) and vice-versa but in my game if a god makes something legendary it can also make the creature a half golem. Current Mood: irritated | | Monday, December 19th, 2005 | | 1:15 am |
Ok I have to say two things. 1: Why are Bushes numbers going up? He is only saying he takes responcibility and he only looks like he is doing a better job. Why am I the only person that notices this? I feel like I am taking crazy pills!!! He is not any less retarded than he was months ago. He deserves a falling approval rating. If my dad were president then I was president and I pulled the shit W is pulling, I would get slaped in the face. MY dad would slap me and ask "what's wrong with you boy?" People keep talking about Katrina as if nobody saw it coming and so it is not the presidents fault or they say "yeah the federal government made a few mistakes, but let's look at the local government," BULL SHIT!!!! I CALL BULL SHIT!!! Every concervative person I talk to basically says "that poor guy. Now everyone thinks he's incapable" No. He is incapable and Katrina just revealed it to the people in our nation who could not see it before. And now we find out that the president has been authorizing wire taps without the permission of a judge. AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Is there nobody in the entire administration that has any understanding of the constitution? Seperation of powers? Hello, anybody there? I know sixth graders with a better understanding of what the fedral goverment is supposed to be. 2: People, stop calling christmas a christian holidy. Aside from the first five letters they have nothing in commun. First, according to the scriptures, Jesus was born in the spring. Second, christmas comes from a pegan holiday where the men exchange gifts then have sex with each other. The truth is god probubly hates you for celebrating christmas. Third, why does every nativity scene have a white Jesus? I don't mean that Juses must have been black, I mean every nativity scene has an eastern european Joe, Marry, Jesus and two of the wise men, for some reason they always have one black wise man. So to every concervative I have seen in the past few months, Faaack you! You keep calling yourself an origanalist when it comes to American government, meaning you think things should be the way the founding fathers wanted it to the letter. Well, christmas was not a national holiday until the 1880's and under god was not put into the pledge of alliegance until the 1940's. So in conclusion, Bush is still a retard and people need to start being more aware of that. Christmas is actually a pegan holiday celebrating gay sex not the birth of Jesus. Oh, and I just realized the irony of the fact that every person who voted against gay marriage is celebrating a gay sex holiday every year. I celebrate christmas, but I do it the american way. I spend money buying stuff for people I love, we all go cut down a perfectly good tree so it cal slowly die in our living room, and we all gather and watch the movie with...."daddy's gonna kill Ralphy!!" while drinking a holiday bottled coca-cola. That is christmas in America. Current Mood: angry | | Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 | | 2:02 am |
I'm Back bitches!!!!! Ummmmmm........ yeah... soooooo....I dont go to clark anymore accept to work at the tutoring center. I'm going to CityU for my BA Education. I will be influencing tomarrow's youth. Moohahahaha...... Laura and I are getting sick of people asking when we are getting married so we just introduce ourselves as boyfriend and girlfriend. Thats whats with me. BYe Current Mood:  crazyCurrent Music: Banana phone..... uh oh | | Thursday, April 28th, 2005 | | 2:36 pm |
fun quotes to shove in the righties faces
Exodus 22:25 - basically don't charge people intest when they barrow money Matthew 6:5-6 - basically don't pray in public MY Favorite.... Christianity neither is, nor ever was part of common law. Thomas Jeffreson Febuary 10, 1814 Current Mood:  hopefulCurrent Music: "Maybelline" by.... Chuck Berry? | | Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 | | 11:48 am |
Armagedon
I was wondering, if armagedon comes and I have to pick a side, which side would I chose? Would I go on the side with Jesus, fight along side most of the people I have hated most of my life. Would I side with satan, fight for someone that gets off on the torture of people, who ate meat on a friday in the middle ages, for all etenity. No. I think I will go to the center and have enough bacon for everybody. Current Mood: chipperCurrent Music: Master of Puppets | | Monday, February 28th, 2005 | | 2:33 pm |
Current Mood: irate | | Tuesday, January 11th, 2005 | | 3:08 pm |
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